Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking !
Posted by: Grillfish on: March 5, 2012
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Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a ship that had sunk.
“Follow me son”, the father shark said to his son, and they swam to the survivors.
“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did.
“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.
“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them? Why did we swim around and around them?”
His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the shit inside!“
Yes, I can code TOO !!
Posted by: Grillfish on: January 8, 2012
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Okay, so we all know that both Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg never finished their Harvard degrees, and look where they are now. But for the rest of us who just aspire to have a full time job, let alone an equity share in a hot startup, is a college degree really necessary to code? Maybe not, according to this blog post from Good Technology.
continue reading at:
http://www.readwriteweb.com/hack/2012/01/you-dont-need-a-college-degree.php
What to do when your tires blow out while driving
Posted by: Grillfish on: November 7, 2011
Good reminder. Stay safe.
What to do when your tyres blow out while driving
Tyres blowing out during high speed is very dangerous and the pointer in this video on how to control your car at that moment is invaluable.
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Business is Business
Posted by: Grillfish on: November 7, 2011
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A Chinese guy goes to a Jewish guy to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.
Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
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Simple Finger Exercise To Cure All Kinds Of Depression
Posted by: Grillfish on: November 7, 2011
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Forgiveness
Posted by: Grillfish on: November 7, 2011
Anyone can hold a grudge,
But it takes a person with character to forgive.
When you forgive,
You release yourself from a painful burden.
Forgiveness doesn’t mean what happened was OK,
And it doesn’t mean that person should still be welcome in your life.
It just mean you have made peace with the pain,
And is ready to LET IT GO.
What is a Financial Bail-Out ?
Posted by: Grillfish on: September 22, 2011
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It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down
harshly, and all the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in
debt and everybody lives on credit.
…On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the
town, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling
the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one
to spend the night.
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Duck or Eagle ?
Posted by: Grillfish on: July 30, 2011
Make your choice today – Duck or Eagle…….
No one can make you serve customers well.
That’s because great service is a choice. Harvey Mackay, tells a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point.
The Art of Start
Posted by: Grillfish on: July 4, 2011
When you get pregnant, you read What to Expect When you’re Expecting.
When you get laid off, you read What Color is Your Parachute.
When you get entrepreneurial, you watch this video http://bit.ly/KmQy
Indian secret to a long marriage …
Posted by: Grillfish on: June 28, 2011
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At The Swami Narayan Temple in Neasden London, they have weekly marriage seminars for husbands.
At the session last week, the priest asked Popatbhai, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Popatbhai replied to the assembled husbands,
“Well, I’ve tried to treat her nice, be a responsible husband, spend money on her, but best of all is, I took her to Bombay for the 25th anniversary!“
The priest responded,
“Popatbhai, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?“
Popatbhai proudly replied,
“I’m going back to Bombay to pick her up.“
There you go, thamby …
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